The Perfect Penis from Mr. Hankey's Toys

New dildos and a massive Cyber Monday Sale from Mr. Hankey’s Toys bringing you the Perfect Penis, the Massive Dildo and more…

Damn, what a beauty! Just look at The Perfect Penis from Mr. Hankey’s Toys! Of course we can discuss what the perfect cock looks like. Or the perfect dildo. But this guy is definitely a beauty! Perfectly shaped with a thick shaft, beautiful glans, slightly veiny and uncut. And of course, the perfect size! Now, that might differ from person to person. Or from ass to ass, so to say. And that’s why it comes in 4 different sizes. S, M, LG-XL and XXL. Check their site for the detailed stats (see here). But be careful and don’t shop while hungry. Since they have a no-return policy. I mean, would you want to buy a dildo that was already up someone else’s ass?

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This toy is one of their latest additions to a huge lineup of different forms and sizes of dildos. More about that later. In the images below, you are seeing this toy in natural tan color. But you can choose from 25 different colors. Some even in metallic. And the choices don’t stop there. Since you can buy their toys in 4 different grades of firmness. Whatever suits your needs best. The Perfect Penis starts at $125.95. One in the color deep brown, size LG/XL in medium firmness with a Vuc-U-Hole attachment hole will set you back $170.90. Unless of course, it’s part of their huge CYBER MONDAY SALE. More about that sale below!

The Perfect Penis from Mr. Hankey’s Toys:

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When talking about dick, and dildos, calling one a monster is a good thing. A very good thing. If you are into monster cocks. Or monster dildos. They might be frightening, but definitely don’t have to be ugly. Since in these rare cases, referring to monsters is all about size. A monster cock is huge. Or should I say bigger than huge? I’d say guys like Eduardo Picasso (see here), Caio Veyron (see here), or Hugo Exxtreme (see here) have monster cocks. Mr. Hankey’s approach is a little different. You see below their Monster Dildo doesn’t look that huge, or frightening. But it’s the thickness, or girth, that makes the difference. The smallest one, conveniently a Medium, has a circumference near base of 7.75″. That’s thick, but it gets thicker. The 4XL can almost double that with 15″.

The Monster Dildo from Mr. Hankey’s Toys:

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Again, choose wisely before purchasing one of these toys. But it also depends on what you are looking for. A toy to use on a regular basis, or this one guy that will take you some time and effort to conquer. And if the above featured toys are not your type, there is so much more to choose from. Next to many different realistic dildos (see here), and some porn star dildos (CutlerX, Jack Hunter, Dominic Pacifico,…), they also have some great fantasy and sci.-fi. themed toys (see here). You can even ride a horse dildo (see here), a dragon (see here), or a kinky cobra (see here). And most toys come in different sizes, grades of firmness and colors.